Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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