Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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