youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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