We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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