i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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