Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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