When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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