before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Randomize
