Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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