She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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