I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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