I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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