super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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