well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.