I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.