Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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