That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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