Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
