Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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