After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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