he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
it glows. i had to have it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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