guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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