now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Drunk is a universal language darling
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