some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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