Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
