I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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