Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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