We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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