I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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