talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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