pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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