it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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