my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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