So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Even my vagina gasped.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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