I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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