The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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