Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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