Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Too much gin, very little bucket
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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