My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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