Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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