no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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