There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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