i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
