i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
is it fun? or sober?
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