Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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