go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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