Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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