wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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