That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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