I heard we made out
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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