you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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