I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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