Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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