Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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