Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
The best revenge is premature balding
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I want a musical about memes.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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