He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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