I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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