On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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